The Outer Worlds 2 T-Shirt – Join the Corporation
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The Outer Worlds 2 T-Shirt – Join the Corporation (Or Don’t)
The Outer Worlds 2 t-shirt captures the perfect blend of irony and rebellion that defines Halcyon’s universe. In a world ruled by soulless corporations, this design turns compliance into comedy — a darkly humorous statement for players who see beyond the slogans.
Crafted for those who love the sharp wit and retro-futuristic vibe of The Outer Worlds 2, it reflects the absurdity of loyalty when profits rule everything. Whether you join the corporation or not… they really don’t care — but your style will say otherwise.
Soft, durable, and loaded with meaning, it’s more than a shirt — it’s a wearable smirk at dystopian capitalism.
Wear it to conventions, gaming nights, or when you just want to remind the galaxy that individuality still matters.
This The Outer Worlds 2 t-shirt is a fan-made tribute, not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Obsidian Entertainment or Private Division.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT
✔ Satirical quote straight from Halcyon’s dark humor
✔ Retro-futuristic design made by fans, for fans
✔ Soft 100% cotton build for comfort and durability
✔ Classic cut fits every gamer’s lifestyle
✔ Ethically produced on demand to reduce waste
✔ Perfect collectible for sci-fi and RPG lovers
ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS
Material: 100% cotton (varies by color)
Fit: Unisex classic cut
Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Use: Streetwear, gaming events, conventions
Care: Machine wash cold, air dry recommended
WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
1x The Outer Worlds 2 “Join the Corporation” T-Shirt
Protective eco-packaging for safe delivery
FAQ
Q: Is this official The Outer Worlds 2 merch?
A: No, it’s a fan-made tribute crafted with respect for the game.
Q: Is the fit true to size?
A: Yes! The classic unisex cut fits all body types comfortably.
Q: Will the print fade?
A: No, high-quality inks ensure a long-lasting, vivid design.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Who needs loyalty when you’ve got style? Wear the irony and let Halcyon know you’re not buying in.
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