Outer Worlds 2 Sweatshirt – Serving Freedom, One Contract at a Time

Outer Worlds 2 sweatshirt transforms propaganda into parody. The Your Loyalty Is Our Profit design exposes the irony behind Halcyon’s promises — turning loyalty into currency and freedom into a slogan.
Inspired by The Outer Worlds 2’s dark humor, this sweatshirt captures the tone of a galaxy built on contracts, where smiling mascots sell obedience with a grin. It’s not just merch — it’s wearable rebellion. A subtle statement for those who see through the corporate mask but still enjoy the warmth of comfort and satire combined.
Soft, heavyweight fleece meets storytelling and irony, creating a piece that’s both cozy and clever. Perfect for chilly nights, gaming marathons, or conversations about freedom — one sarcastic contract at a time.

The Outer Worlds 2 sweatshirt is a fan-made parody and is not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Obsidian Entertainment or Private Division.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT

✔ “Your Loyalty Is Our Profit” design — pure dystopian brilliance
✔ Soft premium fleece with a smooth 100% cotton face
✔ Classic crewneck cut ideal for streetwear or lounging
✔ Heavyweight yet breathable — comfort meets rebellion
✔ Made on demand to minimize waste and overproduction
✔ Perfect for Outer Worlds fans and collectors of satire

ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS

Material: 100% cotton face, 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288 g/m²)
Fit: Unisex premium sweatshirt (runs small — order one size up)
Construction: Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Care: Machine wash cold, air dry recommended
Origin: Blank product sourced from Pakistan

WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

1x Outer Worlds 2 “Your Loyalty Is Our Profit” Sweatshirt
Protective eco-packaging for safe delivery

FAQ

Q: Is this official merchandise?
A: No, it’s an independent fan-made parody inspired by The Outer Worlds 2.

Q: Does the sweatshirt shrink after washing?
A: Minimal shrinkage — the fleece maintains its shape and softness.

Q: Is it heavy or lightweight?
A: Medium-heavy fleece — cozy, structured, and perfect for all-day wear.

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