Outer Worlds 2 Sweatshirt – Halcyon Brew Parody
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Outer Worlds 2 Sweatshirt – Taste the Obedience
Outer Worlds 2 sweatshirt turns corporate obedience into soft rebellion. The Halcyon Brew design reimagines retro coffee ads through the satirical lens of The Outer Worlds 2, where every sip—and every smile—belongs to the Board.
Crafted for fans who appreciate irony served warm, this piece blends vintage charm with dystopian wit. “Taste the Obedience” isn’t just a slogan — it’s a reminder that even rebellion can be branded, marketed, and sold.
Soft fleece lining, structured streetwear fit, and that unmistakable Halcyon charm make this sweatshirt a collectible statement. Whether you’re gaming, relaxing, or questioning capitalism with friends, it keeps you cozy while making your sarcasm look effortlessly stylish.
The Outer Worlds 2 sweatshirt is a fan-made parody and is not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Obsidian Entertainment or Private Division.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT
✔ Vintage sci-fi parody infused with corporate dark humor
✔ Premium fleece interior for all-day comfort and warmth
✔ 100% cotton face with ribbed cuffs and flat hem finish
✔ Timeless crewneck silhouette perfect for layering
✔ Ethically produced on demand — zero overstock waste
✔ Ideal gift for Outer Worlds fans and lovers of satire
ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS
Material: 100% cotton face, 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288 g/m²)
Fit: Unisex (runs small — order one size up)
Construction: Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Care: Machine wash cold, air dry recommended
Origin: Blank product sourced from Pakistan
WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
1x Outer Worlds 2 “Halcyon Brew – Taste the Obedience” Sweatshirt
Protective eco-packaging for safe delivery
FAQ
Q: Is this an official Outer Worlds 2 product?
A: No, it’s a fan-made parody created with love for the game’s world and humor.
Q: Does the sweatshirt shrink?
A: Minimal shrinkage — fleece maintains its fit and shape over time.
Q: Is the design high quality?
A: Yes — printed with durable inks that preserve color and detail wash after wash.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71.1 | 61 |
Serve obedience with a wink. Stay warm, stay ironic — because in Halcyon, even comfort comes with a slogan.
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