Oblivion Guard Hoodie – Stop Right There, Criminal Scum!

Oblivion Guard hoodie pays tribute to one of the most legendary lines in gaming history — a shout every Elder Scrolls fan still hears in their head: “Stop right there, criminal scum!”

This design captures that perfect mix of nostalgia and humor. The Imperial Guard stands tall in his armor beside the blazing Oblivion sigil, runes glowing like the gates of Cyrodiil themselves. It’s a symbol of a time when RPGs were raw, immersive, and gloriously weird — when every guard was ready to arrest you for “stealing a sweet roll.”

Made from premium cotton face and warm fleece inside, this hoodie combines fan passion with everyday comfort. Whether you’re gaming, streaming, or just quoting memes with friends, it reminds everyone that Tamriel’s guards never forget.

Oblivion Guard hoodie — for those who still hear the line and smile.

This design is inspired by The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. It is a fan-made tribute and is not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Bethesda Softworks.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT

✨ Iconic meme art for Elder Scrolls fans
✔ “Stop right there, criminal scum!” graphic front print
✔ Soft fleece interior for cozy warmth
✔ Durable cotton face and double-stitched seams
✔ Perfect for gamers, streamers & RPG collectors
✔ Ethically made on demand to reduce overproduction

ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS

Material: 100 % cotton face, 65 % ring-spun cotton / 35 % polyester
Fit: Unisex streetwear cut (order one size up for relaxed fit)
Fabric Weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288 g/m²)
Features: Front pouch pocket, matching drawstrings, 3-panel hood
Use: Everyday wear, gaming sessions, conventions
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

WHAT’S IN THE BOX

1 × Oblivion Guard Hoodie – Criminal Scum Meme Edition
Protective eco-packaging for safe delivery

FAQ – FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Is this official Elder Scrolls merchandise?
A: No — it’s a fan-made parody created as a tribute to Oblivion.

Q: Does it fit true to size?
A: It runs slightly small; order one size up for a looser fit.

Q: Will the print fade over time?
A: No — we use high-quality, long-lasting inks for durable color.

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