Mom of War Hoodie – Do Your Homework, BOY!

Mom of War hoodie turns one of gaming’s most iconic lines into a battle cry for every multitasking, no-nonsense mom who conquers chaos daily. Inspired by the God of War saga, it transforms Kratos’ fierce tone into a hilarious, empowering tribute to modern motherhood.

From homework boss fights to bedtime campaigns, this hoodie celebrates moms who juggle quests, coffee, and kids like true warriors. The distressed red omega and sharp lettering echo the epic energy of the game while keeping it cozy, funny, and wearable anywhere — from the school run to LAN night.

Soft fleece warmth, premium cotton feel, and a dash of attitude make this hoodie more than merch — it’s mom armor.

Mom of War hoodie: because even gods answer when Mom says “BOY!”

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This design is inspired by God of War.
It is a fan-made parody and is not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Santa Monica Studio or Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT

✨ Hilarious gamer-mom parody inspired by God of War
✔ Soft fleece interior, premium cotton face
✔ Unisex streetwear fit — comfort meets power
✔ Perfect gift for geek moms and gamer families
✔ Durable print built to outlast every boss fight
✔ Eco-friendly on-demand production — zero waste

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ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS

Material: 100 % cotton face, 65 % ring-spun cotton / 35 % polyester
Fit: Unisex streetwear cut (order one size up for relaxed fit)
Weight: 8.5 oz fleece (288 g/m²)
Features: Front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood, matching drawstrings
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

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WHAT’S IN THE BOX

1 × Mom of War Hoodie
Protective eco-packaging for safe delivery

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FAQ

Q: Is it official God of War merch?
A: No — it’s a fan-made parody honoring the saga.
Q: Does it fit true to size?
A: It runs slightly small; order one size up for relaxed comfort.
Q: Is it machine-wash safe?
A: Yes — premium inks ensure long-lasting print quality.