Imperial Guard Oblivion T-Shirt – Criminal Scum Meme Edition
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A Line Every Player Heard at Least Once with the Imperial Guard Oblivion T-Shirt
Imperial Guard Oblivion T-Shirt brings back a moment every Elder Scrolls fan remembers instantly. A sudden stop, a raised voice, and a line that became legend: “Stop right there, criminal scum!” It’s more than a meme — it’s a shared memory from countless hours wandering Cyrodiil, breaking the law by accident, and smiling as the guard’s voice echoed again. This design is bold and unapologetic, featuring the Imperial Guard standing firm beside the blazing Oblivion sigil, capturing the humor, authority, and nostalgia of the game. It’s made for fans who don’t hide their love for classic RPG moments, who enjoy being recognized by others the second they see it. You don’t wear it quietly. You wear it because you remember. Imperial Guard Oblivion T-Shirt.
This design is inspired by the universe of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
It is a fan-made creation and is not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Bethesda.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
- Instantly recognizable to Elder Scrolls fans
- Celebrates one of the most quoted lines in RPG history
- Bold visual that feels like a memory, not just a joke
- Perfect for conventions, gaming sessions, or casual wear
- A tribute piece for fans who grew up in Tamriel
ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS
Material: 100% cotton (Heather colors include cotton/polyester blend)
Fit: Classic unisex
Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Use: Daily wear, conventions, fan expression
Care: Machine wash cold, durable print
WHAT’S IN THE BOX
1 × Imperial Guard Oblivion T-Shirt
Made to order and shipped in packaging designed to reduce waste
FAQ
Is this t-shirt officially licensed?
No. It is a fan-made tribute inspired by The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
Who is this shirt for?
For fans who remember the guards, the memes, and the magic of Cyrodiil.
Can I wear it to conventions or events?
Yes. Its bold design makes it ideal for conventions, meetups, or everyday wear.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Some lines were never meant to be forgotten.
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