Halcyon Brew Outer Worlds 2 Hoodie – Taste the Obedience
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Halcyon Brew Outer Worlds 2 Hoodie – Taste the Obedience
Halcyon Brew Outer Worlds 2 hoodie wraps vintage satire in soft, premium fleece. Inspired by The Outer Worlds 2’s corporate absurdity, it invites you to “Taste the Obedience” — because in Halcyon, even coffee serves a higher power.
This piece blends retro optimism with dark humor, turning conformity into art. Each cup, each stitch, reminds you that freedom tastes different when poured by a corporation. Whether you’re sipping espresso or plotting rebellion, this hoodie keeps you warm while making your message clear: irony is the best fuel for resistance.
Designed for comfort and style, it’s perfect for chilly nights, gaming sessions, or those days when you’d rather question the system than blend into it.
The Halcyon Brew Outer Worlds 2 hoodie is a fan-made parody and is not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Obsidian Entertainment or Private Division.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT
✔ Retro sci-fi ad aesthetic with dystopian twist
✔ Ultra-soft cotton-poly blend — cozy yet breathable
✔ Spacious front pouch pocket & adjustable 3-panel hood
✔ Designed by fans, made for lovers of satire & storytelling
✔ Produced on demand to reduce waste
✔ Perfect gift for gamers and collectors of ironic art
ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS
Material: 100 % cotton face; 65 % ring-spun cotton / 35 % polyester
Fit: Unisex (hoodie runs small — order one size up)
Pocket: Front pouch
Drawstrings: Matching flat drawstrings
Care: Machine wash cold, air dry recommended
Origin: Blank product sourced from Pakistan
WHAT’S IN THE BOX
1 × Halcyon Brew Outer Worlds 2 Hoodie
Protective eco-packaging for safe delivery
FAQ
Q: Is this official merchandise?
A: No, it’s a fan-made design crafted with respect for The Outer Worlds 2.
Q: Does it fit true to size?
A: It runs slightly small — order one size up for best fit.
Q: Is the print durable?
A: Yes — premium inks keep the colors bold and long-lasting.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
Sip the satire, wear the irony. Halcyon Brew — where obedience has never felt so comfortable.
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