Dad of War T-Shirt – “Do Your Homework, BOY!”

Dad of War t-shirt is the ultimate tribute to every father who’s ever channeled their inner Kratos just to get their kid to finish homework. Inspired by the raw intensity of God of War, this shirt turns the classic line “Do your homework, BOY!” into an epic parenting command.

Whether you’ve faced final bosses or final exams, this parody tee speaks the universal truth of dad life: parenting takes strength, patience... and sometimes a Leviathan Axe-sized tone of voice. The distressed red omega symbol and bold font bring instant recognition to fellow fans—while earning smiles from anyone who's battled through the chaos of raising a child.

Made from 100% cotton with a structured unisex fit, this tee is built like Kratos himself: durable, sharp, and ready for action. Wear it to school pickups, birthday parties, or your next gaming session—it’s a badge of honor for dads who never stop fighting the good fight.

Dad of War t-shirt: because the true gods of war are raising the next generation.

This design is inspired by God of War. It is a fan-made parody and is not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Santa Monica Studio or Sony Interactive Entertainment.

✅ WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT

✔ Epic parody for fans of Kratos and gaming fatherhood
✔ “Do Your Homework, BOY!” – iconic and hilarious
✔ Soft, breathable 100% cotton or cotton blend
✔ Structured classic fit with reinforced seams
✔ DTG print with bold distressed visuals
✔ Perfect gift for gamer dads, Father’s Day or birthdays

ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS

Material: 100% cotton (blend varies by color)
Fit: Classic unisex
Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Neck: Crew neck
Construction: Taped shoulders, double-seam sleeves and hem
Label: Tear-away
Print: Front DTG, high-definition
Care: Machine wash cold, air dry recommended
Sustainability: Made on demand to reduce waste
Origin: Printed and shipped regionally

 WHAT’S IN THE BOX

1x Dad of War Parody T-Shirt
Eco-packaging for safe delivery

FAQ – FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Is this official God of War merchandise?
A: No – it’s a fan-made parody made with love for the franchise.

Q: Is the shirt soft and true to size?
A: Yes! It’s made from soft cotton and fits like a classic unisex tee.

Q: Will the print crack or fade?
A: Not at all. The DTG print is durable and holds up over time.

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