Dad of War Hoodie – For Fathers Who Fight Every Battle

The Dad of War Hoodie turns every dad moment into an epic quest. Inspired by God of War, this parody design merges Kratos’ fierce energy with real-life fatherhood chaos — from slaying deadlines to battling bedtime.

With the legendary line “Do your homework, BOY!” emblazoned across the chest, it’s both a laugh and a declaration: parenting is no side quest.
The bold omega symbol and distressed typography give it that unmistakable warrior feel, while the cozy fleece keeps you warm during every daily battle.

Whether you’re a gamer dad, collector, or fan of Kratos’ fatherly wisdom, this hoodie turns mythic rage into relatable comedy — wearable proof that heroes do school runs, too.

This design is inspired by God of War.
It’s a fan-made parody and not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Santa Monica Studio or Sony Interactive Entertainment.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT

✔ Parody design with Kratos-inspired omega emblem
✔ Quote “Do your homework, BOY!” in battle font
✔ Soft fleece interior, durable cotton exterior
✔ Unisex fit for comfort and style
✔ Perfect gift for gamer dads or Father’s Day
✔ Printed on demand – eco-conscious production

ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS

Material: 100% cotton face, 65/35 cotton-poly blend
Weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288 g/m²)
Fit: Unisex (runs small; size up for relaxed fit)
Features: Front pouch pocket, adjustable hood, ribbed cuffs
Care: Machine wash cold, air dry recommended

WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

1× Dad of War Hoodie
Eco-packaging for safe delivery

FAQ

Q: Is this official God of War merchandise?
A: No, it’s a fan parody inspired by Kratos’ legacy.

Q: Does the print last?
A: Absolutely — DTG technology ensures long-lasting detail.

Q: What size should I order?
A: The hoodie runs slightly small; size up for comfort.

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