Calme toi ou je te calme Shirt – Funny French Women’s Tee
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🖤 Calme toi ou je te calme shirt for women who lead with attitude
There’s a woman in every family who doesn’t need to raise her voice—because the slipper says it all. This "Calme toi ou je te calme" shirt is a hilarious tribute to moms, aunties, grandmas, and all fierce ladies who mastered the art of calm... with a weaponized sandal. The cartoon design blends humor and nostalgia, turning a universal warning into iconic streetwear.
Made to fit like a classic, comfy hug, this tee is perfect for casual days, gift-giving, or just letting everyone know: you don’t play. Especially not when the flip-flop’s involved. 😎
✅ This is a fan-inspired cultural design and is not affiliated with any official brand or media.
✅ WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT
💥 Viral French quote turned wearable
🥿 Funny graphic with a red flip-flop in hand
🖤 100% cotton and comfy classic cut for daily wear
🎁 Perfect gift for bold moms, girlfriends, or sisters
✨ Looks great in red, black or any sassy color
🌱 Made to order – less waste, more attitude
✅ ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS
• Fabric: 100% cotton (heather variants may vary)
• Weight: 170–180 g/m²
• Fit: Classic Unisex (works great for women)
• Design: Front center graphic
• Care: Wash cold, hang dry
✅ WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
1x “Calme toi ou je te calme” Graphic Tee
Eco-friendly packaging, shipped with care
✅ FAQ – FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Is this just for women?
A: Nope! It’s unisex but extra iconic for the fearless ladies in your life.
Q: Is this a French saying?
A: Yes! It’s a classic mom-style warning that’s gone viral—and global.
Q: Does the shirt fit true to size?
A: Yes, it’s a standard classic cut. Size up for a relaxed look.
SIZE GUIDE
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
So... are you the calm one? Or the one with the flip-flop? 😉
Either way, this shirt speaks louder than words. Ready to wear the threat?
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