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Calme toi ou je te calme Shirt – Funny French Women’s Tee

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🖤 Calme toi ou je te calme shirt for women who lead with attitude

There’s a woman in every family who doesn’t need to raise her voice—because the slipper says it all. This "Calme toi ou je te calme" shirt is a hilarious tribute to moms, aunties, grandmas, and all fierce ladies who mastered the art of calm... with a weaponized sandal. The cartoon design blends humor and nostalgia, turning a universal warning into iconic streetwear.

Made to fit like a classic, comfy hug, this tee is perfect for casual days, gift-giving, or just letting everyone know: you don’t play. Especially not when the flip-flop’s involved. 😎

✅ This is a fan-inspired cultural design and is not affiliated with any official brand or media.


✅ WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT

💥 Viral French quote turned wearable
🥿 Funny graphic with a red flip-flop in hand
🖤 100% cotton and comfy classic cut for daily wear
🎁 Perfect gift for bold moms, girlfriends, or sisters
✨ Looks great in red, black or any sassy color
🌱 Made to order – less waste, more attitude


✅ ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS

• Fabric: 100% cotton (heather variants may vary)
• Weight: 170–180 g/m²
• Fit: Classic Unisex (works great for women)
• Design: Front center graphic
• Care: Wash cold, hang dry


✅ WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

1x “Calme toi ou je te calme” Graphic Tee
Eco-friendly packaging, shipped with care


✅ FAQ – FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Is this just for women?
A: Nope! It’s unisex but extra iconic for the fearless ladies in your life.

Q: Is this a French saying?
A: Yes! It’s a classic mom-style warning that’s gone viral—and global.

Q: Does the shirt fit true to size?
A: Yes, it’s a standard classic cut. Size up for a relaxed look.


SIZE GUIDE

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3

 

So... are you the calm one? Or the one with the flip-flop? 😉
Either way, this shirt speaks louder than words. Ready to wear the threat?

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