Calme Toi Ou Je Te Calme T-Shirt – French Meme Tee
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French Meme Shirt – Channeling Classic “Chancla” Energy
There are messages you say with words—and others with a flip-flop. This tee says it all: “Calme toi ou je te calme.” Whether you grew up hearing this warning from your mom, aunt, or grandma, the humor hits hard—and the memory hits harder.
Featuring a cartoon red flip-flop and the iconic French phrase, this design isn’t just funny. It’s cultural gold. From North African homes to Parisian banlieues, it’s the warning we all knew better than to ignore.
Wear it to make friends laugh, to connect with your roots, or just to let people know: don’t test your limits today.
✅ WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT
🩴 Hilarious and iconic phrase: “Calme toi ou je te calme”
🇫🇷 French meme culture meets childhood memories
💯 100% cotton for comfy, long-lasting wear
🧼 Machine washable and easy to care for
🧍♂️ Unisex classic fit – perfect gift or statement piece
🌱 Made on demand, eco-conscious production
✅ ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS
Material: 100% cotton (heather blends vary)
Fit: Classic unisex – true to size
Print: Front-only, vibrant direct-to-garment print
Care: Wash inside-out, cold cycle recommended
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
✅ WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
1x “Calme toi ou je te calme” Graphic T-Shirt
Eco-friendly packaging
✅ FAQ – FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Is this shirt unisex?
A: Yes, it features a classic unisex fit suitable for everyone.
Q: Will the print fade after washing?
A: Not at all. For best results, wash cold and hang dry.
Q: Is this an official meme collab?
A: No, this is a fan-made tribute inspired by French humor and culture.
SIZE GUIDE
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
So… are you the calm one? Or the one holding the flip-flop? 😏
Either way, this shirt speaks louder than words. Ready to wear the threat?
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