Oblivion Guard Shirt – Stop Right There Quote
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The line every gamer still hears
The Oblivion Guard Shirt captures a moment that no player ever forgot.
In The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, it didn’t matter what you were doing. Walking, sneaking, stealing — the interruption always came the same way. A guard steps forward, voice raised, and a line that instantly became part of gaming history.
“Stop right there, criminal scum!”
This design reflects that exact moment. What began as a simple guard interaction turned into one of the most recognizable lines in RPG culture. Repeated across videos, memes, and communities, it became something every player could quote without thinking.
There is no buildup here. In a world like Oblivion, the moment just happens. And you already know how it ends. The quote is not just text. It is shared memory.
For players who remember hearing it again and again — sometimes frustrating, sometimes hilarious — this piece captures that universal experience, where repetition turned into identity.
This design is part of the Oblivion gaming apparel collection, created for players who connect with iconic quotes, gaming culture, and moments that live far beyond the game.
Some players remember the line. Others remember the authority behind it, reflected in the Imperial Guard Oblivion Shirt.
In Oblivion, some lines were spoken.
Others became part of the culture.
This design is inspired by the universe of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
It is a fan-made creation and is not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Bethesda.
Why you’ll love it
✔ Exact “Stop Right There, Criminal Scum” quote from Oblivion
✔ Iconic meme reference recognized across gaming culture
✔ Imperial guard design with strong visual clarity
✔ Soft cotton fabric for everyday wear with bold readability
✔ Instantly recognizable concept for Oblivion fans
✔ A fun and iconic piece for lovers of classic RPG humor
Additional product details
Material: 100% cotton (varies by color blend)
Fit: Classic unisex cut
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Print: Front quote and guard design
Use: Casual wear, gaming events, conventions
Care: Machine wash cold, air dry recommended
What’s in the box
1x Stop Right There Criminal Scum Shirt
Recycled protective packaging
FAQ
Is this official Oblivion merchandise?
No. This is a fan-made Oblivion shirt inspired by The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and is not officially affiliated with Bethesda.
What is the “Stop Right There, Criminal Scum” quote?
It is one of the most iconic lines spoken by guards in Oblivion, widely known as a gaming meme.
Is this Oblivion shirt focused on humor?
Yes. It captures one of the most famous humorous moments in the game.
Who is this Oblivion t-shirt designed for?
It is designed for fans of classic RPGs, gaming memes, and iconic in-game quotes.
Is this a good Oblivion gamer gift?
Yes. It is perfect for players who recognize and enjoy the famous guard quote.
Can this shirt be worn as everyday gamer apparel?
Yes. Its bold and clean design makes it ideal for daily wear.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
You hear it before you see it. Wear the line that never faded.
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