Funny French Can Cooler That Slaps… Softly

Funny French can cooler that delivers attitude and chill — literally. This design brings the classic “Calme toi ou je te calme” to life with the infamous red chancla, a universal warning that says, "You’ve been warned... lovingly."

Perfect for barbecues, parties or just making someone laugh, this cooler isn't just about keeping your drink cold — it's about keeping the vibe caliente. Whether you’re handing one to your dramatic cousin or keeping it for yourself at the next apéro, it’s a reminder that in every family, there’s someone who’s mastered the art of discipline (with style).

Add a splash of humor to your can and give your drink the sass it deserves. It’s the kind of gift that gets a laugh before the first sip.

Because sometimes, staying cool means carrying a threat... with love.

✅ WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS PRODUCT

✔ Hilarious “Calme toi ou je te calme” design with visual impact
✔ Perfect for parties, barbecues or apéros entre amis
✔ Durable neoprene keeps drinks cool and hands dry
✔ Available in two sizes for regular and slim cans
✔ Easy to clean and reuse – eco-friendly option
✔ Unique gift idea for French speakers and humor lovers

✅  ADDITIONAL PRODUCT DETAILS

• Material: Neoprene (synthetic rubber)
• Sizes: 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm) regular, 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm) slim
• Use: Beverage insulation, gift, conversation starter
• Care: Spot clean as needed
• Origin: Printed in the US, blank sourced from China
• Print: Dual-sided design
• Feature: Ribbed seams for durability

✅ WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

1x Funny French Can Cooler – Calme Toi ou Je Te Calme
Protective eco-packaging for safe delivery

✅ FAQ – FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Does this cooler fit slim cans like White Claw?
A: Yes – it comes in two sizes: regular and slim to fit most cans.

Q: Is the print on both sides?
A: Yes – the design is printed on both sides of the cooler.

Q: Can I wash it in the machine?
A: Spot cleaning is recommended to preserve the print and material.

Got someone who needs a friendly warning? Give them a sip of sass with every chill.